"When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass.
They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a
customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the
butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down
screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit
after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a
look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the
fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know
better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static,
he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a
bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off
one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next.
After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry.
Let's get a taco"- Mr White
W is for Weapons
Yes, let's go get a taco!
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